#Pizza the office script alrefedos password#

Michael: Well, itвЂ™s part of it, itвЂ™s just theвЂ¦ uhhh.Fifteen years ago this Tuesday, cameras started rolling inside Dunder Mifflin, the most dysfunctionally run small paper company ever seen on television. ThatвЂ™s why everybodyвЂ¦Дwight: I donвЂ™t get that, I donвЂ™t understand that. Michael: I started a fire, I started a fire.Дwight: Now IвЂ™ve got a beard, and I can do whatever I want, and IвЂ™m your boss. Michael: I never sold any paper, because IвЂ™m an idiot.Дwight: I started a fire with my cheese pita. I got egg all over my face.Дwight: And I spent so much time in Scranton and I never sold any paper. Michael: IвЂ™m Ryan, and tonight didnвЂ™t go the way that I thought it would, because it didnвЂ™t work out for me, and IвЂ™m very embarrassed. It was funny to see Ryan all embarrassed by that. Michael: Hey, you know what? Come on, come on, letвЂ™s go. Michael: Alright stop, stop making him say it! You just made this worse, a whole lot worse.Д«artender: IвЂ™m sorry, you guys are going to have to leave. So stop being a disrespectful little jerk, okay? YouвЂ™re a kid, a little snot-nosed, punk kid who thinks heвЂ™s better than everyone else, because heвЂ™s some hot shot, and you donвЂ™t know anything about sales. Michael: No! IвЂ™m an adult, I donвЂ™t have to think or do anything. Pizza guy: You better think about what youвЂ™re doing. You better think about what you are doing young man.

The best paper company in the whole wide world. Pizza guy: What kind of business is this?Дwight: WeвЂ™re a paper company. Michael: Okay, what have you been doing in here this whole time? Michael: You ready to give me my discount now? Michael: No, you donвЂ™t even know what stupid is. Michael: Yes you are, yes you are, and you will come out when you decide to give me a discount on the pizza. You donвЂ™t just make promises and pull the rug out from under somebody, do you? Dwight, please escort this young man into the conference room. Good business is about respect and accountability and follow through. Michael: You know what? This young man needs to learn thatвЂ™s not how you treat people. YouвЂ™re staying here until we figure this out. Michael: No, no youвЂ™re not going anywhere. Pizza guy: Well then youвЂ™re not getting youвЂ™re pizzas. ItвЂ™s sixty-three fifty, and thatвЂ™s not including tip. ThatвЂ™s no way to do business, okay? I ordered eight pizzas with a half-off coupon, so I would like eight pizzas for half-off. Michael: Okay, it doesnвЂ™t say it anywhere on the coupon, and if itвЂ™s policy, it should say it on the coupon. Michael: You didnвЂ™t actually think I was going to spend sixty bucks on pizza? Pizza guy: I donвЂ™t care what you told them on the phone, thatвЂ™s our policy. Michael: Yeah, I told them on the phone that I was ordering eight pizzas. Pizza guy: The half off coupon only applies to orders of two pizzas. Michael: Right, I have a coupon, so half of sixty-three fifty, and half the tip of sixty-three fifty. Sixty-three fifty, and thatвЂ™s not including tip. Michael: You donвЂ™t have to say it like that. Is there anyone else who could do it better? Because we donвЂ™t have a lot of time. I wouldnвЂ™t say that if I didnвЂ™t hundred percent believe it. I want it to be a party that the guys in New York watch on the web-cam and say, вЂњWow! How did they get Al Roker to come?вЂќ Michael: I want it to embarrass all other parties. Michael: I would like this party to be sexier, cooler, more importantвЂ¦ This is how I want it to feel.ДЄngela: Pizza, pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak? These are some things that I would like to have happen.ДЄngela: Beer, lite beer, streamers, orchids. Jim: Are there, uh, three wвЂ™s at the beginning of the address? Jim: Uh, that is an invitation to an online party.

#Pizza the office script alrefedos password#

ItвЂ™s a club called Chatroom, and thereвЂ™s a password to get in, which is actually password. Jim: Oh, no causeвЂ¦ youвЂ™re gonna let me know when weвЂ™re close, right? Michael: You guys should come over for dinner. Wanted to get him Oh The Places YouвЂ™ll Go, but they were sold out.